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Hey I just want to say thank you for putting up a free PDF of the game on your website. A buddy and I printed out the cards on our own and took them up to our other buddies cabin and had a fucking blast playing it. Now I just have to get an actual set. EDIT: I am talking about Cards Against Humanity. I do NOT have a PDF of Exploding Kittens. 1704 – English colonists from the Province of Carolina and their native allies began a series of raids against a largely peaceful population of Apalachee in Spanish Florida. 1949 – The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences presented the first Emmy Awards to honor excellence in the American television industry. The official Cards Against Humanity store. This is literally the only place you can buy every product CAH sells.
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I've been looking everywhere online, but I haven't been able to find a complete listing of the Cards Against Humanity 90s Nostalgia Pack.
As such: I have decided to do my civic duty, crack open my pack, and post the list for everyone to enjoy!
White Cards:
- Sucking the President's dick.
- Sunny D! Alright!
- A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido.
- Log.™
- Jerking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip.
- Deregulating the mortgage market.
- The Y2K bug.
- Wearing Nicolas Cage's face.
- Stabbing the shit out of a Capri Sun.
- Kurt Cobain's death.
- Freeing Willy.
- Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it.
- The Great Cornholio.
- Pure Moods, Vol. 1.
- Yelling “girl power!” and doing a high kick.
- Pamela Anderson's boobs running in slow motion.
- Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time.
- Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game.
- Getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE.™
- Patti Mayonnaise.
- Garmin topo us 24k southwest download. Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair.
- Several Michael Keatons.
- A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour.
Black Cards:
- Siskel and Ebert have panned ___________ as “poorly conceived” and “sloppily executed.”
- Up next on Nickelodeon: “Clarissa Explains _________”
- I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm ___________.
- How did Stella get her groove back?
- Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of ___________.
- It's Morphin' Time! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabertooth Tiger! __________!
- Tonight on SNICK: “Are You Afraid of _________?”
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I now own all of the Cards Against Humanity releases (to date), but I'll have to admit I've only had the opportunity to play the game a handful of times. As I look back I probably would have gone ahead and purchased the cards anyway, but considering I could have saved near a hundred dollars I may have simply downloaded and printed out the starter pack from CAH website and been done with it.
You can download the original starter pack for free through a Creative Commons License. You can actually go to the Cards Against Humanity website and download the entire starter set in a .PDF format ; 550 cards (460 White cards and 90 Black cards).
Once you have the download you can then print them out, cut them to size and start playing. Free is cool, but unless you plan to print them to standard letter paper you may find that printing and manufacturing a set on your own isn't really worth the trouble or the expense. There are some other issues with downloading the starter pack that are covered later on this page.
If you are looking for an inexpensive way to to play the game to see if you even like it, before you to dole out the dough. Download the PDF, Grab a ream of white office paper and ready your printer. Once you've printed it all out either take to it with a paper cutting board or good old scissors. It wont matter much if you are a little uneven on your cuts, you're printing a disposal version anyway when you do it this way.
I won't suggest you use the company's time and paper.. We'll leave that up to your conscience, but who knows maybe you can talk everyone in to playing at the next office meeting.
Image Credit: Author winlin; screen shot of CAH PDF
Tips For Buying Cards Against Humanity
Tip #1- If your not buying an official deck, be certain to get your starter sets and expansion packs from the same place. Some sets (that are quite nice) are being manufactured by professional printers (or their employees using the bosses equipment in off hours) for sale on e-Bay. There is nothing specifically wrong with the quality of these cards (you decide about the morality), but if you purchase your additional cards elsewhere they may not be identical in size and color.
Tip #2- Trying to print the downloaded version to cardstock is not as easy as it sounds when using a cheap ink jet printer. The inks can smudge and card stock can get bent.
Tip #3- If you don't have a paper cutting board, you're going to have a lot of fun trying to cut all of the cards with scissors <--- (sarcasm ). That's 550 cards (460 White cards and 90 Black cards).
Tip #4- A set of cards that originated from the knuckleheads at Cards Against Humanity are manufactured to the same specs (every time) and all of the expansion packs will blend right in.
Image Credit: by MoneyBlogNewz @ flickr
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Question: Why is it called Cards Against Humanity?
Answer: It's a parody on the legal term 'Crimes Against Humanity' .
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- Excellent resource, I will have to share this with my kids.
- Thank you for answering a burning question of mine here, I sure was wondering why it called ' Cards Against Humanity' ..and now I know, but won't give the answer away here. I'm a duck out of water here but appreciate you giving fans the good news here! :)